***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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