How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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