So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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