Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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