I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
it was like eating out sand paper
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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