Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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