At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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