boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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