seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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