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say what?
wanna hang out?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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