i barfeds in our rink
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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