Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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