At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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