I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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