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So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
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