are you so shy because you have an std?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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