Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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