Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
