i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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