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Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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