was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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