Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I love you. Go after that dick
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