thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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