Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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