You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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