Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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