I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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