Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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