why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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