these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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