I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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