I'm lost and stupid without you.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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