are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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