wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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