1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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