yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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