Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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