my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
