Tell her she can't have a vagina
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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