belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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