so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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