you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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