i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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