My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
"it" just moved
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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