you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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