tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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