brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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