oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I would fuck him just for his dog
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize