the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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