Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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