normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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