There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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