no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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