Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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