I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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