Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Im part way to drunk.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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