i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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